I must be their least favorite patient at this point.
Nurse: Well, you can resume sexual activity, but we’d still rather you not orgasm for now.
Me: Okay, so just pretend like I’m in college again.
Nurse: …
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tj said:
Isn’t it sad that they just said that you can have sex but not orgasm, like that should even be a thing? (I mean, I know it is a thing, but it’s sad that it’s a thing, and it should never be advice. UGH.)
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i love you.
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eoporto said:
Maybe I’m horrible & selfish, but what the fuck is the point?
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yodelmachine said:
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MEDICAL ADVICE IS THAT, THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. I AM SO SORRY.
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