Abbey: Kitty, I’m not holding you. You smell like urine.
Me: Abbey, she can’t help it. She’s handicapped. She has a short tongue.
Her: I have a short tongue and I don’t smell like urine.
Me: Yeah, but you don’t clean your vagina with your tongue.
Her: I have short arms, though, too.
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