Toby is a taco.
Took this stupid cat to the vet for what I thought was a urinary tract infection and now she’s on an anti-depressant. Ummm, what?
I can’t work like this, cats.
There is a moment in the life of every young man when they learn that real sex is not like it is in porn. Perhaps you requested something that is not a normal girl’s menu or you grabbed a boob like it &
My sister bought me the best present ever today. So happy.