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I must be their least favorite patient at this point.

irregardlessly:

Nurse: Well, you can resume sexual activity, but we’d still rather you not orgasm for now.
Me: Okay, so just pretend like I’m in college again.
Nurse: …

An old girlfriend from high school and her fiance are one of the five finalist couples to win a dream wedding in Hawaii from LIVE! with Kelly.

I wish I could vote for her a thousand times because she really deserves this, but I can’t, so I’m sharing the link with you and if you want to check out their story and vote, that would be awesome.

Angela married a man she went to college with knowing he had terminal brain cancer and lost him only 18 months later. After Jake’s death, she reconnected with her old high school sweetheart, Ryan, who now lives in Pittsburgh, and eventually they began dating.

Last year, she essentially saved his life. He hadn’t been answering her calls one morning and, worried, she had a friend check on him at his apartment. The friend found him unconscious. He’d fallen into a diabetic coma and the doctor’s gave him a 1% chance of survival.

At the hospital she heard the show mention the dream wedding, and that it was in February, which happens to be the month she was born, the month her first husband proposed and passed away, and the month her current fiance, Ryan almost died.

She’s young to have gone through so much. She’s also a genuinely nice person and very sweet, and she deserves to have something really good happen to her.

Anyway. If you want to watch their video, read their letter and vote (tomorrow is the last day to vote), you can do it here: Angela & Ryan

Interviews are the worst.

Also, the best.

Abbey: Kitty, I’m not holding you. You smell like urine.

Me: Abbey, she can’t help it. She’s handicapped. She has a short tongue.

Her: I have a short tongue and I don’t smell like urine.

Me: Yeah, but you don’t clean your vagina with your tongue.

Her: I have short arms, though, too.